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Welcome to the forum, Violet! I've posted 1,288 times without doing an introduction thread, so don't worry about your twice! :D
 
Halo said:
Welcome to the forum, Violet! I've posted 1,288 times without doing an introduction thread, so don't worry about your twice! :D
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Then do one this instant young lady! :eek: :p

Anyway... welcome to the forum where we teach mice to sing! BTW, nice name :)
 
I know... :( No-one speaks to me here, and everyone's really unfriendly, especially you, hay. *sniff*
 
Did you think they call me the stupid asshole for fun.. :confused: :) Besides it's very hard work being nice to everyone.

I think the reason no one talks to you, is that you smell...
 
I only smell of beautiful, fragrant flowers like a young lady should. In fact, I'm surprised you could smell anything over the stink of your breath. :p
 
Well did I say that it was a bad smell... No I did not!! And then you try to insult me by saying such a ridiculous thing. :mad:
If not for the fact that I can feel the love you are sending me, I think I would have reported you for hurting my feelings.. :D

Now where did I leave my brain.
 
Ah, but you implied it was a bad smell. And I thought I had succeeded in insulting you - I shall have to try harder next time. :p What's that? Oh. Ahem. I will now read a prepared statement from my lawyers.

"Halo wishes it to be known that hay's breath does not stink at all. It actually has a lovely minty smell, mintier than the Fox's Glacier Mints factory. Any implication that hay's breath smells unpleasant was purely accidental. Thank you."

OK? :D
 
I never implied that it was a bad smell, that was just the assumption you made. How can you know I was thinking along the lines of, "Halo's smell is so wonderful that people simply cannot deal with it's divine sweetness"?

I don't go through the courts, I just stalk people and drive them insane. Luckily that is not so far for you ... :D
 
Dammit, guess that means no stalking. Well I don't really like all the effort of stalking anyway.
 
I know, it's hard work, isn't it? It took me ages to find out your address, telephone number, social security number... Oops, I've said too much. :D
 
So I'm not just being paranoid, there really are someone out to get me. :eek: Can't wait to tell my psychologist.
Is it possible to stalk ones own stalker..?
 
I suppose it's possible theoretically, but it would get extremely complicated. I think you'd have to have a rota: how about I stalk you Mon-Wed, you stalk me Thurs-Sat, and we have Sundays off?
 
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