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JOKE: Short and very silly

piedro said:
Wabbit
kids under 13 arent allowed on this forum :rolleyes:
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My sentiments exactly. :(

I would say, that even 13 year olds are too sophisticated for that sort of thing. I would say 8 year olds. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wabbit, you should be able to do better than that - on a tuesday morning. ;)

Hobitten (NLAA - Not Laughing At All) :(
 
Okay, here's one that's not as short but equaly bad. I got kicked out of kindergarrten for telling this one to the teacher.

Q: How did Captain Hook die?

A: He went to the bathroom and wiped with the wrong hand. :eek:

RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
Okay, here's one that's not as short but equaly bad. I got kicked out of kindergarrten for telling this one to the teacher.

Q: How did Captain Hook die?

A: He went to the bathroom and wiped with the wrong hand. :eek:

RaVeN
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Now that did provoke a slight snicker... :D

Hobitten
 
*SIGH*

everybody's a critic :D

It was not THAT bad, was it???

Ummm, don't answer that!

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
OK, OK, I can do better!

Are you ready?????

AHEM

Q: What's brown and sticky????? ........ A: A stick!!!!

I bet you was thinking poo, right?

That was better! HUH? HUH? HUH!!!????

Regards
Silly ( bad jokes ) Wabbit
 
the only thing I hate more than a racist is spics.

[if you can't see that it's a joke, I'm failing just like martin says I am.]
 
I did, and now the doc says I can use plastic knives! PROGRESS! The doc says that i'm paranoid schizophrenic. Though I don't think so because the voices told me that they are out to get me!

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
hobitten said:
Seek help, Wabbit! Seek help!!! :(

Hobitten
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:eek: Sorry, I did not know that wabbit escape and hide himself here on the forum.

:mad: Wabbit, show up.Otherwise, you will know the consequences of it.

BESTS :D
 
SillyWabbit said:
That was better! HUH? HUH? HUH!!!????
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Yes, of course it was Master. Now go and lie down before your ears start bleeding again.

And repeat after me. There's no place like home...there's no place like home....there's no place like home.

RaVeN
 
There's no place like home....There's no place like home....There's no place like home....

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
Wabbit said:
...Though I don't think so because the voices told me that they are out to get me!
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Remember, Wabbit, just because you're paranoid, doesn't meant they aren't out to get you!

okay, my turn,

Q: How did Cinderella die?

A: Her tampon turned into a pumpkin!

ROF-HMN-LMAO! :D
 
*blech*

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

A: Both have a sign that says, "Insert Bill Here." :p
 
Satya said:
Loved these exchanges better than all the jokes
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Ah yes.... the good 'ol days :)

Lekhert said:
Remember, Wabbit, just because you're paranoid, doesn't meant they aren't out to get you!
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It's the penguins... :eek:

Kristocat said:
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

A: Both have a sign that says, "Insert Bill Here."
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Now that's comedy :D
 
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