Neverending Story

[Ice]

Diahorrea Which meant he ...

 

[Ashlea]

couldn't leave the house, so he ordered . . .

 

[Wabbit]

A butt plug and a huge bottle of pills...

 

[Sapper41]

and a gram of meth

 

[Wabbit]

After he got better he...

 

[Ice]

left the house to get a ...

 

[phil_t]

pail of water ...

 

[Wabbit]

With Jill...

 

[Ice]

and some vinegar and brown paper ...

 

[phil_t]

His demonic sock puppet alter-ego ....

 

[Wabbit]

Who kept shouting swear words...

 

[Ice]

in Greek and Latin ...

 

[Wabbit]

So he wondered if it was possessed by Mile-O

 

[phil_t]

but decided he wasnt, because he wasnt nearly grumpy enough ...

 

[Wabbit]

And quite liked dan brown in a sweary kinda way...

 

[Marquis Rex]

while venturing outside he tripped and fell onto Jill......

 

[Wabbit]

again and again and again... she enjoyed it...

 

[Marquis Rex]

...but didn't want to show that she did, so she decided to sue him for all hiw belongings.....and do him for sexual assault....

 

[Wabbit]

He did not want that so he threw her down the well and killed her dead, all the time going mmmmahhhahahahahahahha....

 

[phil_t]

but she arose as a Zombie Pirate Sock Puppet, and started chasing him around with Root Beer ....