piedro
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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?
>>>- Mypenis ate my homework.
>>>
>>>- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
>>>
>>>- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
>>>
>>>- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on
>>>a leash.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
>>>
>>>- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
>>>
>>>- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty
>>>pounds!
>>>
>>>- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
>>>
>>>- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
>>>
>>>- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
>>>
>>>- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
>>>
>>>- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
>>>
>>>- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
>>>
>>>- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited
>>>anymore. He just plays dead.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the
>>>lady next door.
>>>
>>>- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and
>>>hard to carry.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
>>>
>>>- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
>>>
>>>- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for
>>>Mypenis.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
>>>
>>>- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis
>>>to the hospital.
>>>
>>>- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
>>>
>>> Mypenis is lost so I have stuck his photos all over the city offering a reward for his return
>>>- Mypenis ate my homework.
>>>
>>>- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
>>>
>>>- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
>>>
>>>- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on
>>>a leash.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
>>>
>>>- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
>>>
>>>- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty
>>>pounds!
>>>
>>>- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
>>>
>>>- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
>>>
>>>- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
>>>
>>>- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
>>>
>>>- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
>>>
>>>- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
>>>
>>>- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited
>>>anymore. He just plays dead.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the
>>>lady next door.
>>>
>>>- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and
>>>hard to carry.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
>>>
>>>- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
>>>
>>>- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for
>>>Mypenis.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
>>>
>>>- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis
>>>to the hospital.
>>>
>>>- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
>>>
>>> Mypenis is lost so I have stuck his photos all over the city offering a reward for his return