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[piedro]

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?
>>>- Mypenis ate my homework.
>>>
>>>- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
>>>
>>>- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
>>>
>>>- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on
>>>a leash.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
>>>
>>>- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
>>>
>>>- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty
>>>pounds!
>>>
>>>- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
>>>
>>>- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
>>>
>>>- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
>>>
>>>- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
>>>
>>>- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
>>>
>>>- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
>>>
>>>- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited
>>>anymore. He just plays dead.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the
>>>lady next door.
>>>
>>>- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and
>>>hard to carry.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
>>>
>>>- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
>>>
>>>- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for
>>>Mypenis.
>>>
>>>- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
>>>
>>>- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis
>>>to the hospital.
>>>
>>>- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
>>>
>>> Mypenis is lost so I have stuck his photos all over the city offering a reward for his return

 

[lies]

Hm. Reminds me a bit of a Jackass episode I saw. They went to a little town called Mianus.

I think they had fun.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

I've never known a dog named Mypenis, but I know one that was named "What." Made for some interesting conversations.

"What's your dog's name?"
"What."
"I said, what is your dog's name?"
"What."
...and so on...

 

[Litany]

We had a dog called Wally. Good for starting fights in the park. Plus people walking past the front garden would think we were calling them names as they walked past.

 

[Martin]

Good stuff, piedro!!

Cheers, Martin

 

[piedro]

Thanks Martin

PS- have you seen Mypenis?

 

[Martin]

I have, and it scared the shit out of me, humping up my leg and all.

Plus, it smelled a bit.

Cheers, Martin

 

[piedro]

aww... if you saw it you should have tied a leash around it and returned it to me
i feel so lonely without it