bobbyburns
New Member
THE BASICS
name: bryan
age: 20
sex: m
where you live: grand rapids/detroit.
phone number: .l..
name of parents: steve (remarried) and maggie.
birthday: 8-3-83
name of pets (if any): osiris, daisy.
name of siblings: anthony, meghan, erin.
are you the spoiled one in the family?: no.
FAVORITE…
ice cream flavor: lemon ice.
restaurant: jade garden.
animal: lion (my zodiac).
singer: lou reed, david bowie, thurston moore, mick ronson, &c.
bands: sonic youth, the delfonics, my bloody valentine, skinny puppy.
actors: dustin hoffman, bruce lee, david carradine, jack nicholson.
actress: uma thurman.
movie: straw dogs, 2001: a space odyssey, midnight cowboy, deep red, martin, amélie, KILL BILL, night of the living dead, tenebre, the texas chainsaw massacre, reanimator, close encounters of the third kind, the exorcist, twin peaks: fire walk with me, videodrone, evil dead, spiderman.
tv show: seinfeld, neon genesis: evangelion, curb your enthusiasm, kung fu.
vj:
sport: aikido.
channel: adult swim.
fruit: grape.
chocolate: no?
flower: blue rose.
YOU DON’T LIKE…
people who look like: corporate drones.
people with the habit of: incorporating latin phrases into sentences.
people who are just plain ___: self-centered.
insect: horse flies.
smell: smoking resin.
expression (e.g. “like duh!”): "have a good one!" (america's favorite buzzphrase).
PERSONAL QUESTIONS
have you smoked: just quit.
have you ever had sex: yeah.
did you ever get drunk: goddamn right.
first kiss: first grade, behind the bush at recess.
in love with (right now): nobody.
girlfriend/boyfriend (if any): a parasite for an ex.
biggest crush: this girl that comes into my work now and then.
longest crush (how long and who): my older sister's best friend.
worst offense at school: smoking pot in the gymnasium.
embarrassing moment: getting my ass kicked.
THE “BE AN INSPIRATION” HOOEY
motto: suck my dick and **** off.
advice to the…
single: suck it.
heartbroken: put that in your pipe and suck it.
still holding on: you all can go suck a knuckle cunt.
lesbians: life is so fucking simple.
gays: hi ho.
married: abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
greatest dream: quitting my job.
you pray for: my boss having a heart attack. key lime pie. squagels. square bagels! motherfucker!
name: bryan
age: 20
sex: m
where you live: grand rapids/detroit.
phone number: .l..
name of parents: steve (remarried) and maggie.
birthday: 8-3-83
name of pets (if any): osiris, daisy.
name of siblings: anthony, meghan, erin.
are you the spoiled one in the family?: no.
FAVORITE…
ice cream flavor: lemon ice.
restaurant: jade garden.
animal: lion (my zodiac).
singer: lou reed, david bowie, thurston moore, mick ronson, &c.
bands: sonic youth, the delfonics, my bloody valentine, skinny puppy.
actors: dustin hoffman, bruce lee, david carradine, jack nicholson.
actress: uma thurman.
movie: straw dogs, 2001: a space odyssey, midnight cowboy, deep red, martin, amélie, KILL BILL, night of the living dead, tenebre, the texas chainsaw massacre, reanimator, close encounters of the third kind, the exorcist, twin peaks: fire walk with me, videodrone, evil dead, spiderman.
tv show: seinfeld, neon genesis: evangelion, curb your enthusiasm, kung fu.
vj:
sport: aikido.
channel: adult swim.
fruit: grape.
chocolate: no?
flower: blue rose.
YOU DON’T LIKE…
people who look like: corporate drones.
people with the habit of: incorporating latin phrases into sentences.
people who are just plain ___: self-centered.
insect: horse flies.
smell: smoking resin.
expression (e.g. “like duh!”): "have a good one!" (america's favorite buzzphrase).
PERSONAL QUESTIONS
have you smoked: just quit.
have you ever had sex: yeah.
did you ever get drunk: goddamn right.
first kiss: first grade, behind the bush at recess.
in love with (right now): nobody.
girlfriend/boyfriend (if any): a parasite for an ex.
biggest crush: this girl that comes into my work now and then.
longest crush (how long and who): my older sister's best friend.
worst offense at school: smoking pot in the gymnasium.
embarrassing moment: getting my ass kicked.
THE “BE AN INSPIRATION” HOOEY
motto: suck my dick and **** off.
advice to the…
single: suck it.
heartbroken: put that in your pipe and suck it.
still holding on: you all can go suck a knuckle cunt.
lesbians: life is so fucking simple.
gays: hi ho.
married: abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
greatest dream: quitting my job.
you pray for: my boss having a heart attack. key lime pie. squagels. square bagels! motherfucker!
