I am looking for a book I read years ago and the author may have been Peter De Vries or P.G. Wodehouse or not.
In it, the main character, a young man, is injured and his leg is in a cast in the hospital. Someone drips ice cream on the cast and subsequently, a long stream of ants is going through the cast. The man is in traction and he can do nothing about it but watch the parade and squirm.
Also in the same story, I believe, he is going to his boss's funeral (he doesn't like the man.) He is forced to be up near the head of the car procession and decides to slip away on the way to the cemetery. Unfortunately, the rest of the cars follow him. He speeds up and this funeral procession is racing along, til our hero turns them all into a dead end street.
Familiar? Certainly unforgettable events, but I lost the author's name and the book name. Anyone?
In it, the main character, a young man, is injured and his leg is in a cast in the hospital. Someone drips ice cream on the cast and subsequently, a long stream of ants is going through the cast. The man is in traction and he can do nothing about it but watch the parade and squirm.
Also in the same story, I believe, he is going to his boss's funeral (he doesn't like the man.) He is forced to be up near the head of the car procession and decides to slip away on the way to the cemetery. Unfortunately, the rest of the cars follow him. He speeds up and this funeral procession is racing along, til our hero turns them all into a dead end street.
Familiar? Certainly unforgettable events, but I lost the author's name and the book name. Anyone?