Your Titanic

[Martin]

He might not call you his bitch, but he'd think it.

And Jenn might disagree with you.

Cheers

 

[jenn]

sorry wasn't paying attention, i was trying to come up with a new whip noise.

hi halo.

what do i disagree with?

 

[Halo]

Oh Martin, you're going to have to stop judging people by your own low standards, you know.

And what's Jenn got to do with this?

Edit: Hi Jenn!

 

[jenn]

*waving her arms madly trying to get some attention, gives up goes back to her whip noises*

 

[Martin]

Huh, what?

Oh, look, a bird.

*points

*runs away

Cheers

 

[Halo]

Bah. Men. Such cowards...

 

[Martin]

Except RaVeN, of course, he's a god.

Cheers

 

[Halo]

I am getting definite tones of jealousy from that, Martin.

 

[Martin]

Jealous of a guy who's never here - nah.

Cheers

 

[jenn]

And what's Jenn got to do with this?

it is perhaps my fault. i said that he was almost the perfect man and you can see what has happened, it's gone straight to his head. i will say nothing else about it at this point as martin knows my deep dark secret, and i might have to pull a " i was drunk when i said that" and i like to save that for real emergencies.

 

[Martin]

<insert evil laughter here>

Cheers

 

[jenn]

<insert evil laughter here>

Cheers

AAAAACK!!! i was drunk, i am drunk, i've been drunk for a week!!!!!! i am drinking right now!!

 

[Martin]

Everything you say (and have said) can and will be used against you in a court of Martin.

Cheers

 

[jenn]

used against me or held against me?

 

[Martin]

Same difference.

Cheers

 

[bobbyburns]

god, I love clichés.

 

[Martin]

How did we get from Titanic to semantics?

Cheers

 

[jenn]

i don't know. i'm drunk.

 

[phil_t]

How did we get from Titanic to semantics?

Personally, I blame RaVeN

Phil