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Age

I am thousands of years old! I watched as the fire of wonder lit the eyes as they lit fire for the first time. Watched the virgin cities sullied by rough hands and the filthy infestation of people. I watched the sunrise on Rome and flew with the flags of mighty England's empire where the sun never set and tea was always set in other lands. I. AM. IMMORTAL. Mmmm. Mmmmm... MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

... Splendid! :D
 
Man, I've been to very few concerts. The only people I've seen live are Puff Daddy (please don't laugh - I was 14 and my friend made me), Tom Petty (for my 16th birthday my mom got me two tickets to his concert and a limo to escort myself and my cousin to and from the show - we even got nonalcoholic wine!), and Badly Drawn Boy (my indie friends and I thought we were soooo cool to be the only kids in school who knew about this guy, until we showed up and the place was jam-packed with other sooooo cool indie kids who thought they were the only ones who knew about that guy - now I can't stand his music).

I probably would never pay to see any of those people live again, or any other musician. Concerts aren't something I like to spend money on, because I'm a totally unhip square.
 
Everyone guesses me to be about 16, but I'm actually 20. Hmm...concerts. I grew up in a religious home so I've been to a lot of Christian concerts since that was all that was allowed. More recently, I saw Incubus, Disturbed in their 'Music as a Weapon' tour, and last summer I went to Ozzfest. We left early so we could get out of the parking lot without having to wait a long time so I missed Ozzie. <sniffle> My dream concert would be Rammstein. I'd love to see them. Concerts are great, but sometimes I feel really uncomfortable because there's so many people.
 
Oh yeah, I also went to a P.O.D. concert once in high school. I didn't know who they were but my friend had an extra ticket so I figured I'd rather go out on a school night than go to the house and do my homework. All I remember about the show were the three enormous people in front of me who kept slamming me into the metal rail behind me. Luckily I was with a heavy friend who was strong enough to push them away. I'm rather frail. :rolleyes:

Rara, people tend to guess I'm around 16 too, even though I'm 21. Then there was a time when someone guessed I was 26, but that hasn't happened since. :confused:
 
Today I was accused of being between 13 and 16 years old. I'm going to go with 13 coz I can ride my bike real good. :D
 
Don't stop there, tell us more.

Does it have a basket on the handle bars for your bunnies?

Do you have a little bell that rings or something with a ball on it that you can sqeeze and honk?

And how 'bout mud flaps, a spot light, a gun turret?


What colored tassles do you wear when you ride it?



RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
Don't stop there, tell us more.

Does it have a basket on the handle bars for your bunnies?

There are baskets at both front and rear. That way they can cover me in all directions when I go on a crunt raid.

Do you have a little bell that rings or something with a ball on it that you can sqeeze and honk?
I have a nautical strobe for blinding my enemies and leaving them dazed and confused. Thus incapacitated, my bunnies are able to flay them at leisure.

And how 'bout mud flaps, a spot light, a gun turret?
I have fine enough flaps already. I don't want to guild the lily.


What colored tassles do you wear when you ride it?
Usually pink, but black for sombre occasions. Furry if it's winter and my nips are chafing.
 
I have heard about this bike, I forget what it called? Is it similiar to the film 'ET' which the boy rode with ET in the basket? More like 70s bike? I heard this bike are comeback.
 
Do you use protection?

How thick are your knee pads?

Do you ride with no hands"

What about spiked gloves?

Have you ever had to pump up a flat tube?

How many wheelies can you pop before you swallow?

Have they named an X-games stunt move after you yet?


RaVeN
 
Kaz said:
I have heard about this bike, I forget what it called? Is it similiar to the film 'ET' which the boy rode with ET in the basket? More like 70s bike? I heard this bike are comeback.

I believe you're thinking of the Raleigh Chopper! I never had one because it was more of a boys' bike really and it was bloody expensive too.

Raven, you sound like you're getting over-excited. I think you should calm down before something happens. I'm only thinking of your welfare, y'know. :)
 
i just turned 29. i don't feel older or younger. i feel 29.

you guys were talking about concerts a bit back, so i thought i'd mention some i went to. i haven't been to a concert in about 5 years, but i used to go to a lot. i was at lollapalooza 1992 and 1994 (you all know what lollapalooza is, right?) in 1992 i went to a mixed concert that included Sonic Youth, Beastie Boys, L7 & House of Pain. That would have made it twice that I'd seen Beastie Boys and though I love them to death, they suck live. I've also seen Sarah McLachlan, Eminem, The Tragically Hip, Cypress Hill, Barenaked Ladies and Maestro Fresh Wes. i know i've forgotten a bunch, but those are the ones most easily remembered. ok, now i DO feel old

i forgot, also janet jackson (i was 15) and depeche mode (i was 16)
 
Halo said:
I believe you're thinking of the Raleigh Chopper! I never had one because it was more of a boys' bike really and it was bloody expensive too.

Raven, you sound like you're getting over-excited. I think you should calm down before something happens. I'm only thinking of your welfare, y'know. :)

That's it, Halo. I knew something start with R. Thanks. Looklike Raven want Litany's bike. :rolleyes:
 
RaVeN said:
Do you use protection?
I sometimes wear a shower cap if it's raining. Got to keep my locks in shape.

How thick are your knee pads?
Same thickness as two slices of bread. They're made out of two slices of bread.

Do you ride with no hands?
As you know, I am a master of Dimac. My hands are registered with the local constabulary as lethal weapons and must be locked in a cupboard when not in use. So the answer is yes. Frequently.

What about spiked gloves?
I prefer to save my spikes for punch and simply dip my arm stumps in superglue and caltrops before leaving the house.

Have you ever had to pump up a flat tube?
Once, only I think there was a puncture. I blew it really hard, and then it all squirted back out at me.

How many wheelies can you pop before you swallow?
Baby, I'll choke before I swallow.

Have they named an X-games stunt move after you yet?
Yes. The Ribbed Pirate Extreme to the Max Turbo Wheelie Spork Attack. There is also a game coming out based on my super leet moves. Dread Ninja Action Spork Heroes 12. Look out for it in a shop near you.
 
But I've got experience on my side. I know when to let go of the peddles and coast for a few strokes before changing gears.


RaVeN
 
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