and the winner is... bulwer-litton award

[Janet H]

I noticed that this years winner of the bad opening lines contest has been announced by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped "Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J."

Who says writers don't get paid? There was prize money for this!

 

[Peder]

It sounds like the little beagle can shift over from "It was a dark and stormy night. . ." to "It was a warm and steamy love . . ." :whistling:

 

[Libra]

It's like the book I am reading,(Beautiful Losers),some things make no sense, but then again it could just be me.

 

[Disenthral]

Their love is like slick , warm, moist, breath from manholes.......

there's an opener............
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... :lol: i don't know why but that makes me laugh
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[Libra]

Their love is like slick , warm, moist, breath from manholes.......

there's an opener............
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... :lol: i don't know why but that makes me laugh
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and I thought I was reading creepy stuff...:lol: