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Bad song lyrics.

What if God was one us?
Just a slob like one of us?

(I don't remember the singer's name, but the song was written by that dude from The Hooters.)

The forced rhyme and grammatical mistake (if God were, not was--contrary to fact condition) are wonderful.
 
We have yet to touch on the horrors of modern "songwriters'" mistakes. If you really want to be driven to tears, turn on the local rap radio station. Those idiots wouldn't know lyrics if they bit them in the glutteus maximus.

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If you want to see an example of how really, truly asinine and nonsensical rap/hip-hop lyrics are, check out Alanis Morissette's version of My Humps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
 
What if God was one us?
Just a slob like one of us?

(I don't remember the singer's name, but the song was written by that dude from The Hooters.)

The forced rhyme and grammatical mistake (if God were, not was--contrary to fact condition) are wonderful.

Joan Osborne
 
I nominate all the songs by Manowar for lyrics like:

May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her
Pride
Hold your hammers high
Ya gotta love a band that titles a song All Men Play on Ten. Not only do they make the list of all time bad lyrics, but they also make many top 10 worst album covers as well with this gem of a cover:

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Great album cover lenny, is it one of yours?;) :D

Sting (ex Police) was voted worst lyricist last week. I wouldn't know, as my ears fur over whenever he's on.
 
Ya gotta love a band that titles a song All Men Play on Ten. Not only do they make the list of all time bad lyrics, but they also make many top 10 worst album covers as well with this gem of a cover:

Thats a great album cover. But the world of bad metal covers and band pictures is a dangerous place.

With all this talk of manowar you need to see a video of them.

Here is a nice song with lyrical gems like

We wear leather
We wear spikes
We rule the night

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4
 
The Smiths:
"Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it's serious".

The critics keep drooling over Morrissey's lyrics, though, so I might have missed an important point.
 
Thats a great album cover. But the world of bad metal covers and band pictures is a dangerous place.

With all this talk of manowar you need to see a video of them.

Here is a nice song with lyrical gems like

We wear leather
We wear spikes
We rule the night

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4

Gloves of Metal! Manowar has the market cornered on songs with "metal" and "steel" in the title. Here's a hilarious list of horrible album covers, and yes Manowar is on there: http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
 
i sit on acid - lords of acid
Darling, come
here - **** me
up the ...
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Oh, yeah, (moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)

yes thats the whole song >.>
 
Anything by Limp Bizkit. Example - "Rollin":

"People in the house put them hands in the air
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
1 2 3 times two to the six
Jolts in for your fix with the limp bizkit mix"

:blink:
 
i sit on acid - lords of acid
Darling, come
here - **** me
up the ...
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Oh, yeah, (moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)

yes thats the whole song >.>

Thats a thing of beauty.
 
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If you want to see an example of how really, truly asinine and nonsensical rap/hip-hop lyrics are, check out Alanis Morissette's version of My Humps.

I don't know if that was more painful to hear, or to watch. yeesh.


IMHO, possibly the worst lyrics ever written:

That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk


Come on, who actually heard that and said "oh, what a great song - let's record it!!" :sick: :banghead6mx:
 
Transfusion, transfusion,
I'm one solid mass of...contusions,
I'm never never never gonna speed again-
Put a gallon in me, Allan...
Put a litre in me, Peter.

""Transfusion"" by Nervous Norvus c.1956
 
Gloves of MetalHere's a hilarious list of horrible album covers, and yes Manowar is on there: Worst Album Covers

OMG! There's some very disturbing images in there. I found this one particularly disturbing, I think she is planning a mass murder...

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Even more disturbing if you consider the title album is Darling Mother in german...:eek:
 
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