need help...

[Bookie]

i ve got a few dan brown 's question...pls help

angels and demons:
y did the camerlengo resurrect the illuminati?and y did he brand himself and the other 4 cardinals with the illuminati brand?

digital fortress:
why strathmore impersonate himself as n.dakota and plan to sell the passkey to numataka..??

pls help..and thanks 4 ur help...

 

[Stewart]

y u no use why?

if u hav red dese books den u will no wat he dun it 4

 

[Bookie]

tthese are the question from a quiz, and for heaven sake i didnt read both of the books so i think i need help from u guys, i need to submit the answer soon, so pls help me

 

[Stewart]

Where is the quiz? Can I take part?

 

[Bookie]

my school organize it..btw, can u pls help me?thx alot

 

[Stewart]

I can't help you; there's no way I'd read such crap.

You can get the answers using Google since these books have been discussed to death on Dan Brown fan forums and there whole plots are probably laid bare on www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Brown

 

[Bookie]

ok...thank you

 

[Bookie]

any1 can help me?????please

 

[Stewart]

Why don't you search on the forum for the Dan Brown threads and read them? I'm sure you'll get the answers there. How about the Cult of Dan Brown or this article about Digital Fortress.

 

[Isabell]

Who is any1 ?

 

[Bookie]

i mean can anyone help me..?

 

[Stewart]

i mean can anyone help me..?

Help yourself, or Barney will help you, I've given you a number of resources and ideas. Don't you realise you also have to read them?

Whoops, sorry!


hlp ursel or barnee will hlp u i giv u a # of resor cs n ids dont u realiz u also hav 2 reed dem?

 

[lilbiteb]

Reading this thread has made me giggle more than Little Britain did tonight!

 

[Stewart]

Reading this thread has made me giggle more than Little Britain did tonight!

To be fair, you could walk through a cancer ward and find more to laugh at than in Little Britain.

 

[ions]

Yes. You need help. But it would appear that you're beyond our help. Seek a professional.

 

[Isabell]

Why don't you search on the forum for the Dan Brown threads and read them? I'm sure you'll get the answers there. How about the Cult of Dan Brown or this article about Digital Fortress.

Hey Stewert, Doesn't this guy here seem similar to our ignorant friend in the cult forum? Typing with his text messaging abbreviations?
http://www.cultofdanbrown.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/2453/page/0/view/collapsed/sb/5/o/all/fpart/2/vc/1

 

[Bookie]

Yes. You need help. But it would appear that you're beyond our help. Seek a professional.

guys...i need help and i thought there must be a DAN BROWN professional who might help me here,

 

[MonkeyCatcher]

guys...i need help and i thought there must be a DAN BROWN professional who might help me here,

Oh a Dan Brown /professional/. Well why didn't you ask straight away? I've done a BA in Dan Brown, but I'm really hoping to get a Masters degree.. it's my life's dream.

 

[Bookie]

ok, monkeycatcher, can u please answer the question for me, i l be very grateful if u can, thank you!

 

[angerball]

Oh dear - the sarcasm has gone above someone's head.

Bookie, in the length of time this thread has gone on, you probably could have read at least one of those Dan Brown books - they are a pretty quick read. Or, find a Dan Brown forum on the net, where they are always discussing his books - you should be able to get your answers there.