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One Liners

Hey, beautiful... is your father a thief, cause how else did he pluck the stars and put them in your eyes?

Oh sorry, wrong one-liner, huh?

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Putt'in on the dog.

Runnin' around like the house is afire.

One of em'll lie and the other one'll swear to it

Make hay while the sun shines
 
Miss Shelf said:
what's that mean?
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Beats the hell outta me. :)

See ya later alligator.

We are off to Ocean Isle, NC for a long weekend. Gonna have some of the excellent Calabash seafood and walk the beach on the ocean.
 
Happier than a pig in slop.

Live and learn.

Livin' high on the hog.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Slower than molasses.
 
She's as purty as a spotted horse under a red wagon.

You scared the daylights out'a me.

Fit to be tied.
 
As limp as a wet noodle

look what the cat dragged in

bleeding like a stuck pig

You get more with honey then you do with vinegar
 
muggle said:
She's as purty as a spotted horse under a red wagon. You scared the daylights out'a me.
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Yeah, I know. I suck at drawing. But then drawing Ken Watanabe's Chairman is probably going to be harder.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

I hear that one all the time. From my mom.

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Slicker than snot (Ewww!)

cooked goose, as in your goose is cooked; you're in trouble now!

Hotter than a pepper sprout (with a nod to Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash)
 
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