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The Evil "Wish" Game

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eyez0nme, Jan 2, 2007.

  1. eyez0nme

    eyez0nme New Member

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    Ok....
    the game is to post a wish...and the next person grants your wish but with an evil end to it.

    For instance, I say..."I wish I had a car".
    The next person says..."Granted: But the car comes in a box".

    Lets see how funny this turns out to be.....

    Here's my wish.....

    I wish I could cook.
     
  2. ValkyrieRaven88

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    Granted: But you cook for unappreciative children for the rest of your life.

    (Which is very evil if you've ever done so. It's tear-inspiring, honest.)

    I wish I had more books to read.
     
  3. claybugg

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    Granted: All the books you want, written in Spanish

    I wish I was good at drawing.
     
  4. ValkyrieRaven88

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    Granted, but you can only draw the same thing, over and over again, and it's too simple to be recognized by anyone.

    I wish I had better skin.
     
  5. Vespertilio91

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    Granted: ,but it has to be grafted from your behind. :D

    I wish I could tour with my favorite band...
     
  6. ValkyrieRaven88

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    Granted, but your favorite band now backs up Hilary Duff.

    I wish that my room could magically be cleaned.
     
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    Granted, but all the surfaces are now teflon. (King Midas revisited)

    I wish I had another job.
     
  8. lady.cordelia

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    granted, but you now work as a prostitute! ;) lol

    i wish i could go to hawaii!
     
  9. ValkyrieRaven88

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    Granted: But you must take your kids and all their screaming friends with you.

    I wish that I was in a movie.
     
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    granted: but your co-starring with the Teletubbies:D

    I wish I didn't have to work today:(
     
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    Granted - but everyone else that goes to work today has been given a bonus of £5000 and a puppy :)

    I wish i had my own horse.
     
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    Granted - But you live in a big city of 3 million people with no car.

    I wish I had a small house in Italy.
     
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    granted: but it has no indoor plumbing or running water:D

    I wish it was the weekend already
     
  14. ValkyrieRaven88

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    Granted, but it's a weekend that happens so fast that you blink and it's Monday again.

    I wish I won the lottery.
     
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    so basically it would be like any other weekend already;)


    granted: but 7 million other people are also holding the winning ticket

    I wish I had my own chef
     
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    granted: But she's a pastry chef who's trained only in pastry and you gain 50 lbs. in the first month.

    I wish my mortgage was paid off.
     
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    Granted but the cost of electricity and gas goes up by 1000% Woohahahah!

    I wish it wasnt so cold in this blimmin' country!
     
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    Wish Granted: Global Warming is not a myth. Shit starts melting all over, and the sea level rises, har har!

    I wish I could fly.
     
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    Wish Granted: you can fly. But you get hit by an aeroplane.

    I wish I could hear what people were thinking.
     
  20. ValkyrieRaven88

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    Granted: But now that you know, you want to hide away on a desert island and never see a living soul again.

    I wish I didn't have a sore throat right now. :(
     

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