come here baby!

[El Saomo]

hola white folks!
my name is el saomo, for the english speaking, you pronounce it sigh-mo.
ok. i am a comedian/garbage man. in other words at night i make a jokes at a club called the cabanna anna comedy club. and in early morning i work a garbage job, and clean my city up. im single and im looking for a redneck lover. no i kid. ok, i look for white trash. no i kid. ok i dont look at all.
uh so come here and look for new jokes, ok!
adios friends!

 

[Martin]

Hey, sigh-mo!

I moved your thread to the appropriate forum.

Welcome to the Boards!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

GET OUT!!!

Wait, no, just kidding

Leave the forums, scum!

Just joking again

Welcome have a great stay

 

[El Saomo]

la joke of day!
why do men have always have a saying for jerkin off, but women do not?
girls, girls. dont be ashamed of it, your just"gettin off", "playin with yourself" "foolin around", "finding your nemos", "playing with your bean". haha looping lucy!
i got a so many sayings for it....

 

[El Saomo]

ay yi yi, hola martin!
you seem like a dirty ol fool.
and i like that. hows your el diablo eh partner?
silly wabbit, are you a mid 40ish mother who is just stayin at the home, bored?
whens the last time anyone got some. hooked a hemmy? found there fo? haha
i kid i kid wabbit i kid

 

[Martin]

Dude, relax.

Seriously.

Cheers, Martin

 

[El Saomo]

i calm. i calm. now that i have my post back! ay

 

[Martin]

Good. Now stay calm.

Enjoy the boards!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Martin]

By the way, Sigh-mo ..

.. what do you read?

Cheers, Martin

 

[El Saomo]

ay. i should make this a joke, but i guess this is serious talk amigo.
let me see, i am finishing a book now, called the straw men.
you heard of this amigo?

 

[Martin]

Michael Marshall Smith?

Cheers, Martin

 

[El Saomo]

well well, do do tell. si si, you are good! its a good book amigo.
oh and my name is saomo!
not sigh-mo you estupido asno!

 

[El Saomo]

martin, cómo son viejo es usted?
(age)

 

[El Saomo]

¿usted incluso trabaja?

 

[El Saomo]

hey martin, ¿quién es el polluelo caliente en el cuadro?

 

[Martin]

Speak English, please.

Cheers, Martin

 

[kasuta]

I am an english speaker so your name is Sigh-mo. You said it yourself amigo!

 

[Martin]

Ay?

Cheers, Martin

 

[El Saomo]

if i said all that in english youd be offended amigo!
but if you want english, ill give ya english.
how old are you? do you work? whats netherlands like? and a few offensive things... la la

 

[Martin]

In the future, speak English, and leave the offensive bit out, deal?

I'm 24, I'm a student, and Holland's nice.

Cheers, Martin