Howdy

[snake0024]

yes, I am your stalker

but your the one who controls chance, so I think you are asking the wrong person

 

[RaVeN]

I knew I shouldn't have gone to work today.

Welcome Snake !

RaVeN

 

[snake0024]

snake?
where?!

 

[Jonzey]

Hello snake0024

 

[Martin]

Oh my god!!!

And might I just add: Oh ... My ... God!!!!

Uranus? Clitoris? Crabs?! Friggin' trouser snakes?!

And I MISSED IT?!

Welcome, snake, I'm sure you'll fit right in!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

Yeah, Martin! We missed your help in lowering the tone!

Regards
Sillywabbit

 

[Martin]

Couldn't have gone any lower, could it?!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

OH YES! I could have mentioned... never mind, I want to stay on the forum lol

Regards
Sillywabbit

 

[Martin]

Go wash your mouth with soap, you filthy rabbit you!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Stewart]

Originally posted by Martin
Couldn't have gone any lower, could it?!

The trouser snake could have been down at your ankles...

 

[Martin]

Show off!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Stewart]

It probably stands out in a crowd.

 

[Martin]

Didn't your mother teach you not to do that outdoors?

Cheers, Martin

 

[RaVeN]

I want to take this time to disassociate myself with the lot of you. I'm appalled at the conduct that goes on here and demand an apology.

RaVeN
(who's extremely jealous he didn't get in on this thread from the start)

 

[Kaz]

Hi, welcome to the forum and hope you enjoy here!!

 

[Stewart]

Originally posted by Martin
Didn't your mother teach you not to do that outdoors?

She says it's okay as long as you rub against the right people.

 

[Martin]

Define 'the right people', please?

Cheers, Martin

 

[Stewart]

Yes, 'the left' people' are too sinister to associate with.

 

[Martin]

Ah, yes ... those 'lefties'.

Filthy bunch, aren't they? Wouldn't want to rub your snake up against them, cuz then you'd have to .. you know ... bathe!!

Cheers, Martin

 

[phil_t]

<Holds up his hand>

I happen to be a lefty!! And we're as filthy as they come

Just leave my ass out of this obscene thread, thats all i ask

Phil