the make friends thread!

[Wabbit]

Too much fertilizer on our family tree!

Bounce your fritos over here and cut it for me you neo-hareless putz!

RaVeN

Wash your mouth out with soap! I'll cut your hair and give you a damn good spanking!

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Martin]

damn good spanking

You're confusing him with Stella now, man!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

I don't even wanna think about that

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[RaVeN]

Nice (unintentional) pun,

Unintentional? Did I say hairless?

RaVeN

 

[Martin]

I don't even wanna think about that

But you are.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

No, i'm thinking about big juicy melons! And you are thinking about liv sucking.

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Martin]

You know me to well.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

Yes, it's the voices in your head ( the ones that sing about lederhosen and cream cheese ) they told me everything

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[phil_t]

And im thinking of Ice lying in bed ... while i sit here on the computer ...

Wait a sec, whilst i WHAT!!!

Aaaaarrrggghhh!!

Bye Guys!!

Phil

 

[Martin]

Like she'll have 'ya?!

She's not called Ice for nothing!

Cheers, Martin

 

[phil_t]

Nah, she loves it

Phil

 

[sandra!]

Bye, bye.

Today is a good day.

indeed, it is.

 

[sandra!]

Still no proposal.

You'd better get on your knees, girl.

Cheers, Martin

*kneels on the marble floor*
*holds out a platinum round three-stone diamond ring*

*soft romantic music plays in the background*
*clears throat*

martin,honey, will you marry me?

 

[warm_enema]

I'm not a happy camper. I think I'm going to cry.

 

[bobbyburns]

what are you doing, sandra?

 

[Stella Leanna]

she proposed!!!!

YOU GO SANDRA

 

[Wabbit]

*kneels on the marble floor*
*holds out a platinum round three-stone diamond ring*

*soft romantic music plays in the background*
*clears throat*

martin,honey, will you marry me?

CRIES. That's so beautiful...

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Stella Leanna]

so get married also!

 

[Wabbit]

OK...

Stella... From the very first moment your words filled my heart on this very forum. From the first time I noticed your lovely ass and big green ( not forgetting juicy ) melons. From that time, I have been utterly and totally besotted with you! Will you marry you me strange forum woman!!!????

Regards
SillyWabbit

PS: I am also in awe of your ninja skills!

 

[RaVeN]

CRIES. That's so beautiful...

Yep, time for him to put up or shut up now.

My guess is he'll except the (woman's) ring you offered and blow it all on midget porn.

RaVeN