Your Titanic

[jenn]

Finally I have the chance to say... "Get a room, you two!"
Revenge is mine.

go sell crazy somewhere else lady

 

[Halo]

Okay, okay, I can see you're both desperate to get into that room, so I shall leave you to it. Just remember to lock that door - it wouldn't do for someone innocent and impressionable like me or Raven to accidentally witness your shenanigans.

 

[Martin]

Jenn right now is going "Who!?"

Cheers

 

[Halo]

Are you going to explain, or shall I?

 

[Martin]

I'm not even gonna try.

Cheers

 

[Halo]

I really do think that as a Senior Moderator, with all the responsibilities that post carries, it is your duty to explain.

 

[Martin]

Yeah, sure, but still, no.

Besides, you slept with the guy.

Cheers

 

[Halo]

*Thinks back to that thread on libel*

 

[Martin]

Just stating the facts, lady - besides, he told me everything. And I do mean everything.

Cheers

 

[Halo]

No, Raven would never do that. Face facts - it was all just a product of your fevered imagination. Jenn, perhaps you should be getting worried.

 

[Martin]

Drat, drat and double drat, my evil scheme foiled!

If it weren't for those pesky kids ... !

Cheers

 

[Halo]

I shall bid you a fond farewell. I was going to wish you and Jenn a wonderful evening, but she seems to have left rather abruptly. I always knew she was an intelligent lady.

 

[jenn]

no i'm not worried. i've come to realize there are certain mysteries that surround the book forum, somewhat like the holy grail. i don't want to pull a dan brown and bring down the wrath of stewart.

 

[Martin]

On my own again.

I'm just a poor, lonesome cowboy, and I'm a long, long way from hoooome.

All together now!

Ahem - Titanic, you say?

Cheers

 

[jenn]

there were no cowboys on the titanic.

 

[Martin]

That you know of.

Cheers

 

[jenn]

please. do you think if there had been cowboys rose would've gone off with the likes of leo?

 

[Martin]

Jack, the name's Jack - and he sure didn't hear Rose complaining in the back of that car.

Cheers

 

[phil_t]

Marty, you have a worryingly detailed knowledge of the Titanic film

Jenn, to explain a little, Raven is an extremely cool elderly gent who doesnt come here nearly enough these days - you've seen that fantastic 80's show Renegade, right! (I mean, who hasnt!) Raven is the guy on the bike. Btw, Marty here is Raven's bitch

Phil

 

[Martin]

No, that's Halo, mate.

Cheers