Books we will never read

[eyez0nme]

Don't worry, you'll catch on to this thread:

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A Hunger for Starvation by Lindsay Lohan

Growing Old with Tom by Katie Holmes

How To Respond to a Terrorist Attack by George W. Bush

If I had done it, this is how I would've done it by O.J. Simpson

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And the last one isn't really fiction.

 

[SFG75]

LOL-Good one eyez!. I especially like the third one. I would only add "...and screw it up" to that particular title.

 

[Stewart]

Dude, Where's My Vagina? by Britney Spears

 

[SFG75]

Dude, Where's My Vagina? by Britney Spears

ROFLMAO- Perhpas it will be a pop-up book? Or would it be a pop-out?

 

[Anamnesis]

Handling Constructive Criticism Properly by Anne Rice

You Can Never Publish Too Many Books by Harper Lee

 

[lenny nero]

The Positive Aspects of Judaism by Mel Gibson

 

[stephiebaby]

ok lets see if I can do this one........

Guide To A Healthy Marriage a series of short stories by Brittany Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Aniston.

 

[Oklahoma]

The Teenager's Guide to Minding One's Own Business, Anger Management, and Basic Etiquette-by J.K. Rowlings

 

[FrodoLIVES]

How to Respond in a Sucessful Interview by Terry Goodkind
((This may be one only the fans would understand))
How to be Brief and Concise by George R.R. Martin, Tad Williams, Terry Gookind and Ayn Rand

 

[ValkyrieRaven88]

How to Check You're Not Overusing Profanity by Stephen King
How to Act Like Successful and Mature Businesspeople by Rosie O'Donnel and Donald Trump

 

[Rien]

Feminism and You by John Norman
How to Construct a Strong Plot by Betty Smith

 

[Anamnesis]

The Importance of Truth-Telling by James Frey. Introductory note by Augusten Burroughs.

Marilyn Manson's Guide to Restraint and Subtlety

 

[eyez0nme]

The Importance of Truth-Telling by James Frey. Introductory note by Augusten Burroughs.

Good one.

*cackles*

 

[dovener's cape]

101 safe hunting tipsby Dick Chenney

my life as presidentby Arnold Schwarzenegger

A Guide to Non-Violent films by Quintin Tarintino

 

[eyez0nme]

Personal Recipes; A cook book -- Hannibal Lector

 

[VTChEwbecca]

When to Call it Quits - by Brett Farve

101 Teaching Strategies for Your Classroom - by Margaret Spellings

 

[HermioneWeasley]

I loved the quentin tarantino one!

the 15 Year Old's guide to writing original fantasy-Christopher Paolini

 

[imhere4beer]

The Idiot's Guide to the Holocaust by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


How to Win the Super Bowl by Peyton Manning (I HOPE!! )

 

[Indycolts1786]

How to Win the Super Bowl by Peyton Manning

Hey now! hehe... as a Colt's fan i take great offense to that! hehe... just kidding.

I can't think of any good ones off the top of my head.

 

[Anamnesis]

The Westboro Baptist Church's Guide to Tolerance and Understanding

Smile Every Day by Robert Smith. Additional material by Steven Morrissey and Trent Reznor.