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Billy Oblivion
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another cute animal
Is this better? Nicely wrapped and clean? What's the difference?
Is it because pussy cats are cuddly pets? This appetising lump of protein used to be a cute little porker. Am I going to be reported again? What about squashed flies and moths? Are they bad? Somebody tell me the rules. What about starving Australians? Are they on a par with dead Africans?
Is this better? Nicely wrapped and clean? What's the difference?
Is it because pussy cats are cuddly pets? This appetising lump of protein used to be a cute little porker. Am I going to be reported again? What about squashed flies and moths? Are they bad? Somebody tell me the rules. What about starving Australians? Are they on a par with dead Africans?
Billy Oblivion
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It's the rump. The tastiest bit of any animal. Yum!
Mort
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Referring to the link in my sig? Hehe... I like the picture on this related page where the alleged sasquatch is getting ready to snatch the poor little octopus from the tree limb. The octopus is so cute!ControlArmsNow said:Nice link Mort - reminded me of this: http://haggishunt.scotsman.com/
I don't have any "little ones". But if I did, I would probably try to direct their attention elsewhere if I happened to see a dead animal in the street before they did.Billy Oblivion said:
If the African had been lying on the ground with a ruptured abdomen and intestines spilling out on the ground, there might have been complaints.Abulafia said:Hmm, nobody complained about my starving African picture.
As far as newcomers are concerned... I've been on other message boards in the past and have gotten used to feeling like an outsider until I've made a few posts to get my foot in the door. It takes a few posts for people to figure you out. That's just the way it works, isn't it?
I've felt a lot more welcome here than I have at other forums.
bobbyburns
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"we were in this bar in saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. and he says 'shine, please, shine!' I said no. he kept askin', yeah, and joey said 'yeah.' and I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. and he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. there's pieces of him all over me, just ... like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin' ... but the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! and nobody would help! nobody would help! he's saying, sayin' 'I wanna go home! I wanna go home!' he keeps calling my name! 'I wanna go home, johnny! I wanna drive my chevy!' I said 'why? I can't find your fuckin' legs!'"
Billy Oblivion
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Abulafia said:
Abu you have a filthy mind. What are you doing on this MB with us nice people? What if a little one were to see it?
Billy Oblivion
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"Picture deleted by admin - posted in poor taste and deliberately provocative".
Bad taste surely, not poor!
Ms Wilde has pointed out to me that there is now a "three strikes rul" so I went looking for it and discovered a whole new universe out there called "the home page". It has rules and things and a bit where new people can introduce themselves and all sorts of other stuff. If only I'd known about it when I first came here! That's what happens when you get directed to a site by friends; my shortcut takes me straight to the bit where people write poetry and stories and diaries and things. Then I found the silliness threads (where I feel at home) and then I looked at some of the "genres" but no-one ever told me about the "home" thing with the "rules". Well, that's it! I'm turning over a new leaf right now! In future I will only write nice things and post artistically creative photographs that are not "in poor taste and deliberately provocative". But I still don't love students with fat knees.
Bad taste surely, not poor!
Ms Wilde has pointed out to me that there is now a "three strikes rul" so I went looking for it and discovered a whole new universe out there called "the home page". It has rules and things and a bit where new people can introduce themselves and all sorts of other stuff. If only I'd known about it when I first came here! That's what happens when you get directed to a site by friends; my shortcut takes me straight to the bit where people write poetry and stories and diaries and things. Then I found the silliness threads (where I feel at home) and then I looked at some of the "genres" but no-one ever told me about the "home" thing with the "rules". Well, that's it! I'm turning over a new leaf right now! In future I will only write nice things and post artistically creative photographs that are not "in poor taste and deliberately provocative". But I still don't love students with fat knees.
Billy Oblivion
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Abulafia said:I'd tell him to put it away.
Stop it or I'll report you.
Billy Oblivion
New Member
Abulafia said:
That sounds provocative to me. If I was a moderator I'd be giving serious consideration to issuing a second or third warning. You're not an accountant are you?