Testicles can rip off??

[Disenthral]

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

:blink:

 

[joderu95]

Always a good idea to keep friends that'll hand you back your testicle.

 

[The Butcher]

WHAAAAAAT!?

If I have a hot woman I'm fixing to have sex with,I'll make sure to have a steel condom just in case.

 

[SFG75]

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Ummmm, yeah.:whistling:

Yep, she thought it wouldn't hurt him one bit.

 

[Disenthral]

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember.

So she is saying she doesn't remember? I wonder if it was do to drinking black out, or made up or what...

 

[-Carlos-]

Ooh, this thread causes real physical pain. Ouch!!

 

[sparkchaser]

I winced reading that.

 

[Polly Parrot]

a friend handed it back to mr jones saying: "that's yours."

:d

 

[Libra]

...and some things can break.....:whistling: *crack*

 

[Jeffery]

That's...just...um, unpleasant.

 

[SkippyUp]

I winced reading that.

I winced reading that, and I don't even have testicles.
But remember kids- always label your junk in case of incidents like this, because you may not have a friend around to identify it as yours.
That would be an interesting tattoo, actually. "THESE BELONG TO MR. HENRY JONES. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO 1313 DEAD END DRIVE. DO NOT EAT."