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There's no explaining good taste.....and for once I won't go for the obvious.


RaVeN
(just once)
 
I smell romance in the air.

How lovely, our second Bookforum-couple, after TMG and Tugger.

Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
Still .. love's in the air, no sense making jokes about it.

Think of the lovely, and very hairy children.

Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
Litany said:
What's the difference? :confused:
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That's the best rebuttel you could come up with?

You make it sound like I start to walk funny whenever I catch a whiff of vinegar.


RaVeN
 
Martin said:
I smell romance in the air.
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For God's sake, will you please remove that stubby bar of soap. Your smell of romance is peeling the paint off my walls.

RaVeN
 
SillyWabbit said:
I'm trying not to think of the children!
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And you, ya blatent pedophile (not to be confused with a Mile-Ophile), you promised to have yourself checked into a rehab center if this ever flaired up again. :(

And "Toys-R-Us" is NOT considered a rehab center. :rolleyes:


RaVeN
 
From and To

Let's see. . .

from eye color poetry to internet flirting. . .
from punny stories to internet flirting. . .
from body odors to internet flirting. . .

Did I miss anything?
 
I remember this thread!

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden knew that, deep down, Andy was a good person. So, the warden made arrangements for the inmate to learn a trade while doing his time.

Some three years later, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often, he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for citizens of the community. And he always reported back to prison by early Sunday evening. Andy was a model inmate.

One day, the warden considered remodeling his kitchen, though he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to do the job for him.

To the warden's surprise, Andy simply refused to help.

"But you're an expert, Andy, and I really need your help," said the warden.

"Gosh, warden, I'd really like to help you, but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
 
CJP said:
Let's see. . .

from eye color poetry to internet flirting. . .
from punny stories to internet flirting. . .
from body odors to internet flirting. . .

Did I miss anything?
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Jump to Conclusion: Internet flirting rules. :rolleyes:
 
Eye Aye I

Eye Aye I​

Stare in the mirror
to check your eye color
if you smoke reefer
it will be true that
Red is the hue​
 
Kinda Sorta Hazel

They say my eyes are hazel.
But what does hazel mean?
Kinda sorta brownish green?

I'm told my hair is ash blonde.
So what's that really say?
Kinda sorta blondish gray?

It's been said my skin in olive.
What does that say to me?
Kinda sorta the color of tea?

Brown, green or gray
Olive, ash or hazel,
Just seems kinda sorta dull.
 
Bloodshot, glassy, myopic, jaundiced and tired. And one is higher than the other. I hope to have something more positive to say after a good night's sleep.
 
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